Son, Will You Please Return My Apathy and Despair?

One of my most celebrated purchases at Zandbroz was my inspiration bracelets - akin to the "LIVESTRONG" bracelets, etc they sell at the checkstands. I purchased 3 of them: Apathy, Despair and Corporate Whore. They have since gone missing. Last evening a surprise visit to my son at work uncovered their whereabouts. He was wearing my apathy. He can maintain control of the corporate whore, but I would really like my apathy and despair back.