Help!

Okay, Y'all! I am in a terrible panic. I leave for Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday. I will be without computer, without neighborhood, scanner, dogs, kids, World Poker Tour (if you get my drift). The last time I was there, we went to Mexico, saw an old mission, went to some ruins, hiked up a mountain in the Sonoma desert, and fed the Ostriches at an Ostrich farm. I think we spent 4 days there. Now, we are going for seven. I have been searching the internet for interesting things. The problem is, the American history - or what they advertise - is not that old. When they speak of a historic home tour, they are talking early 1900s. I really don't mean to snub Phoenix, but truth be told, there is only so much desert to be seen - in my eyes. I had a problem when we went to the "Touch the Sky" prairie area. I admit, I am all about trees and history. I loved the history of Boston, and love the trees of the Boundary Waters area. Cacti aren't my thing and neither is sand. I am one person that doesn't like to be board. (Ask my parents!) The last time I went to Phoenix, I cleaned their house - not that it wasn't clean, but just did some extra-duty stuff. I loathe being bored and want to take walks, but snakes and scorpians aren't really my thing, either. Mexico is out this time because we don't have passports.

So, I beg y'all to help! It is up to me to come up with activities and I am just not finding anything unusual, historical or exciting at all. Help ME!!!!